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    March 01

    为什么有的时候不能完全把希望寄托于基督教?

    李小小和基督教的不解情缘
     
    《序》
    昨晚,李小小同学冲入我们寝室数次 -- 躲避hall 5 Christian charity机构的索卖。佛曰:救人于水生火热之中,胜造N级浮屠(N = ?),于是我就大方地让他进来了(这个年头要积攒人品阿!~)。

    我和matey赵丰向来乐善好施,从不拒绝本hall任何食品推销(主要是为了赢得block小弟妹们的敬佩眼光),从平时block食品推销人员偶遇打招呼时的眼神中就看得出来他们在想什么:“哇塞,又是那两个人!~他们??超大超靓的(猜猜看??是什么东西,谜底见下面)。下次我们来推销东西,你娃俩个还是跑不脱。”
     
    在这里,不得不说说我们block的食品促销队伍:“美女+男的”。
    一般在
    男生寝室推销流程如下:男的伸头进去看看,如果屋主着装不至于出不了门,那美女就上咯~~~一般一分钟内埋单。。叹!这个世道。。
    女生寝室推销流程(推测)如下:男的伸头进去看看,如果屋主着装不至于出不了门,那%$*^*^*&^;如果屋主热情接待,那同行美女就一边去吧。。。别不知趣了;如果屋主没有兴趣,赶紧闪人吧,得怪该男生的父母拉。。。。

    好了,进入正题拉:李小小和基督教的不解情缘
     
    话说当年李小小考Engineering Society之前,遇到一个Christian,正在为Charity筹钱呢。李小小二话不说慷慨解囊,捐了一大笔(应该是遇到美女拉,我想的话)。该Christian也很耿直,又是pray,又是唱歌,为小小同学Engineering Society做了最棒的祷告。
     
    小小考试完了以后,很轻松,很惬意,于是就把书顺手放进拉果皮该去的地方。终于,漫长的等待,成绩出来了,李小小同学被祷告过的Engineering Society不幸地fail拉。

     

    悲愤之极,李小小同学没有倒下,痛定思痛,决定与Christian割席而(断?)交。于是昨晚上就数次窜入我们屋。。

    顺便说一句,昨天晚上推销的人太过分了三,居然轮番轰炸哈,来了我们屋两次。。。更过分的是:咋个只来男的呢??!!人熟了,服务质量咋个就变差了呢??


    完。

    上文谜底揭晓:冰箱


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    Qxia zhongwrote:
    哎呀 好久没更新了。。。有灰了哈
    May 3
    Jianyuwrote:
    refresh!~~
    Apr. 25
    Bess Wwrote:
    time to update lar~~~ bu yao na me lan~~~
    Apr. 23
    meng zhaowrote:
    好更新了,同志啊~btw,偶稀饭的古典音乐是另外一种风格的~~
    Apr. 9
    guodingwrote:
    To 李晗露:咋个一上来就说我们被青龙帮追杀的事情哦。。。最后青龙帮一不小心就被灭了。
    To 赵梦 :你也喜欢古典的音乐啊?我狂喜欢 可爱的了,最近
    Apr. 3
    Vivianwrote:
    哈哈~又找到个同学~
    那天王宇跟我们说你们当年被青龙帮追杀,
    我硬是不记得了~
    Mar. 28
    meng zhaowrote:
    你的space音乐好古典啊……感叹一下
    Mar. 26
    robert,你们寝室居然还有个挺好看的冰箱,好爽哦!!
    Mar. 16
    wu guo xi wuwrote:
    hehe,Up Up Up~~~~~~~
    Mar. 7
    guodingwrote:
    lisa: 你的留言太经典了。。爆笑。
    谜面在序言里面哦。呵呵
    Mar. 5
    丽莎 刘wrote:
    上文谜底揭晓:冰箱
     
    我连谜面逗没有看到……胃大的人是不需要冰箱的……(仿照鸡鸡大的人是不开豪华车的……)
     
    Mar. 5
    Guo Jeffwrote:
    要做为一个靠名言活着的男人,不是那么容易的小伙。。。
    Mar. 5
    guodingwrote:
    决定以后靠名言活着拉!~金钟民,金太贤,我来了~!!
    Mar. 4
    Guo Jeffwrote:
    呵呵,你说的是哪一行呀?要心无杂念,小伙。
    Mar. 4
    Feng Zhaowrote:
    坚决打击 Jeff, 竟然发 这些内容???!!!
    Mar. 3
    Guo Jeffwrote:
    还是马千里做人厚道,准备再考都这么低调。
    Mar. 3
    guodingwrote:
    To 娟娟:
    我们寝室的冰箱还比较大哦!~ 挺好看的呢!~
    To jeff:
    别人report还没有交呢!~
    Mar. 2
    你们寝室还有冰箱?
    Mar. 2
    Guo Jeffwrote:
    怀疑李潇潇是不是跟基督祷告过让他自己能变大呀?结果supervisor评价这个report不够“吊“!哈哈
    Mar. 2
    Guo Jeffwrote:
    根据我的经历,这跟当时的穿着完全没有关系。。。
    Mar. 2

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